Aloha Tuna - Shark Attack

Aloha Tuna is one of the freshest tasting tinned tuna and it attracts more than the public’s attention, in particular tuna’s biggest predator; sharks. We warned the public of the imminent danger. Shark-warning signs were placed everywhere in the aisles and our product was placed safely in shark-proof cages on the shelves. Even trolleys were made shark-proof. Sampling was done by our diver, protected by his shark-proof cage. We released a dozen flying remote-controlled sharks, who wanted their tuna back. Let the fun begin.